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Charlo “F—-k it, I quit” Greene Lights A Joint Live On Air

After announcing she was leaving her job at the KTVA station in Anchorage, Alaska, by telling viewers, “F—k it, I quit,” she joined HuffPost Live on Thursday and smoked a joint live on the air.

"I’ll spark up right now. It is what it is. I’m in the privacy of my own home."

So yes, that happened.

that’s wifey right there

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Physical Exercise Can Provide Short-term Mood Enhancement and Alleviate Long-term Depression

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Physical exercise can help you lose weight and become fit but it has multiple other benefits as well. People generally say that after completing a workout they feel proud, energized and even euphoric. This is because physical exercise has an effect on our mood. It provides short-term mood enhancement as the one described above. In the long run, however, working out can alleviate depression and prevent a relapse into it.

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Stand-Up List Draft

Name

  1. Full name (segway to Flirting)
  2. Introduce family name scheme (segway into Religion) (segway to Family)
  3. Examples people with hyphened names
  4. Introduce as patron saint of getting turnt up
  5. Woof every time someone calls you dawg
  6. Nickname (segway to Flirting)

Flirting

  1. Creation of BJ
  2. Moment finding out what BJ meant
  3. Owning BJ (segway to Planting the Seed)

Religion

  1. Confirmed Catholic
  2. Late mass, priest late for work
  3. Things to make mass faster
  4. Church lunch bell
  5. Announcements, musical chairs
  6. Saints getting down (segway to Dancing Tutorials)

Family

  1. Dad toot toot, push da roop
  2. Brother (segway to Characters)
  3. Mom hiding, new years, cooking

Characters

  1. Dooster
  2. Carlo -> Marlo
  3. Deezy Neezy

Planting the Seed

  1. Mind powers
  2. Winning
  3. Losing

Dancing Tutorials

  1. Saints; Jesus, Pope, Mary, Michael
  2. Sex

More to come……ugh